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So.. First thing I must tell you is… Maido Cafe is very much like vegas.. What happens in Maido Cafe stays in Maido Cafe..

First here is my license to Master:

As you can see I am a level 1 master.. You move up the ranks by going more and more.. 4 more visits and I become a Silver Master.. I can’t remember what that title is, but right now I am a “My Master”…

Next thing you need to know.. Maido cafe is not about sex.. Very far from it.. Its not even about being “Sexy” like we think in america. Maido cafe is all about…. How to say…. Only way to say is to use Japanese.. Kawaii. Ok, so most of you are wondering.. What the heck is Kawaii.. The best way to describe it is “So cute it makes you sick”.. Everything they do is very cute.. Of course they are also very subservient in their presentation.

So you go into the maido cafe and wait a very long time. This is because we chose to go to one of the best ones. We looked at a couple but they were basically just cafe’s with girls dressed as maids.. This one was true Kawaii Maido Cafe.. In fact the rumors are @Home started the maido cafe scene. So after waiting you get ushered to the dining room. There we had to take off our shoes and sit on the floor in very comfortable floor seats.. This is because maido cafe is all about being served kawaii style while at home by a maid. So you sit down and they introduce the menu and prices.. I ordered a Iced Tea with Milk and a omlette on rice and a photo.. They don’t let ou take photos in the place to help keep the mystique about what goes on in one..

When she brought my iced tea she sat down beside the table and presented it to me.. Then she offered to pour in my Sweetener(Japan uses a liquid sweetener in everything, no sugar). Here’s where the kawaii comes in.. She warned me, I won’t stop pouring unless you say “Mo-eh”.. I asked what is “Mo-Eh”.. The explanation is “When I get something I really like and am very excited about it I go “Mo-Eh”, so it means I am very happy”. Ok… I can do that.. She pours the sweetener and I do my best “Mo-EH” j-girl impression.. It was funny but very cute.. Then she offered to pour my milk for me… This time though.. She wouldn’t stop until I went “Nan-Na Nan-Na” with my hands besides my face like a cat pawing his whiskers.. Wow.. this is getting to the Kawaii stage.. So cute its sickening.. But soooo much fun because everyone does it for these girls because they are cute and wearing maid outfits.. So she pours the milk and I do my “nan-nay Nan-nay” face and we all laugh. Then she offered me 100 straws so I had to pick one. I picked the green and she took it out and then stirred my drink for me.. Are you getting the subservient undertones here.. I can’t even make my own drink… Afterwards she still wouldn’t let me drink my drink. This is because it wasn’t Oishi(Delicious) yet.. We had to make a symbol like a heart with our hands and pour love into the cup.. I’ve got to say though.. This was the best milk with iced tea I ever had so maybe this kawaii stuff works..

Later my omlette comes and she asks me.. What do you want me to draw on it.. I told her something very kawaii.. So she drew a kitty cat on the omlette with ketchup and then made the hash browns into paws and the potato salad into a bear. Again, very kawaii..

After eating, it was time for the picture.. She took me to the picture room and told me she wouldn’t take a picture unless I put on the cat ears and gave me a very sad face.. Then when I put them on she got all excited and started to jump up and down.. I again had to do the cat whisker thing for the photo.

After the picture went back to the seat and we played rock paper scissors with the maids and they had a little show on the stage with the winner.

Gotta say though, we all think maido cafes are all about sex. They really aren’t they are just about kawaii and having fun. We had a great big smile on our face but it had little to do with the girls and their clothes, it was all about the fun games and presentation.