God Damn Piece of S#!t dog
by blackhatgk on Feb.25, 2003, under My personal dribble
Friggin puppy decided it would be a good idea today shit from end of my bedroom to the other end on bur bur carpet. Not only did it want to take the dump of all dumps, it decided it was going to be runny to the point that it’s milkshake consistency. I can’t even pick it up to clean it up.
You know, I did like this dog. I never wanted this dog and I made that abundantly clear before I got her. I’ve had dogs and puppies before, I know what they do and how they do it and that’s all the reasons I didn’t want one. But my ignorant wife in all her wisdom and stupidity has never owned a puppy or a dog in her life and always wanted one. Finally I gave in and let surprised her with the puppy I despised. At first it was cute and the accidents were small so it wasn’t that bad. But now she’s grown and the accidents are larger than I can shit after eatting chineese food for four days straight and saving it all.
You know, I got the dog to make the wife happy and I’m about ready to kick the dog out of the house except the wife wouldn’t let me do that and would end up leaving with it. It just sucks that she couldn’t understand the friggin reasons why I said no to a puppy for 5 years straight.This will be our last puppy. I will never bend again, Even though I still have the desire to have a puppy because they are cute and playful, this puppy has convinced me that I will never own another one and I may not live through this one.
