In honor of the horrible gas I have, it’s proctology day!!!
by blackhatgk on Jan.27, 2003, under My personal dribble
And now for a proctology joke…
It was the first day at proctology school when the professor walked into the classroom. Lying on the table at the head of the class was a sheet with something underneath it. The professor walks up to the desk and pulls off the sheet revealing a dead body face down.
“The first rule of proctology is to never be disgusted about anything related to the body.” Said the professor as he stuck his finger in the corpses ass and then proceeded to suck on his finger.
Needless to say the entire classroom was disgusted at this, and even more so when the professor advised them that they would have to each get in line and do it themselves now. Slowly one by one the students stuck their fingers in the corpses ass and then sucked on them before going back to their seats. After the last student was done.
“The second rule of proctology is to pay close attention. I stucked my index finger in the corpses ass but sucked on my middle finger.” The professor said while grinning from ear to ear.
